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Wednesday, 8 January 2014

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A rare picture of the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' looking downwards onto the pitch...

Old Trafford, Manchester: Like the Politburo standing high above, the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again... Manchester United all in name, keep losing.

It has been reported that the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' regularly leaves matches through the press room, where all the press are assembled ready to give interviews. What is 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' doing? Some are starting to think perhaps all this is one big ploy by 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' for some reason. Its certainly not benefiting anyone except the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford'.

Crisis, what crisis?

The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' has been criticised in recent days for not giving the new Man Utd Manager more breathing space, but he seems determined to attend almost every game. United great Sir Bob was left shaking his head at the final whistle of a Cup game.

Crisis, what crisis?

The beleaguered new boss of the Reds insists the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford's shadow is not looming over him as he attempts to revive the club's season.

The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' presence must be a distraction every time the new Boss glances in his direction, but that is denied. Manchester United were once the Goliath of English football, then along came David.....

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