The game was beginning to get boring with the World Champion Louisville Cardinals with a 32 point lead just after the half, against Transylvania College (in Lexington). But early in the second half things got interesting.
A naked man suddenly ran out on the floor, the player dribbling on the floor suddenly stopped in his tracks and let the ball bounce out of bounds and a tremendous chase began.
The unknown male, was in fine form and well developed and no one could catch him although several tried.
"We found out later that he had rolled around in KY-Jelly so no one could get a good hold on him, especially not wanting to grab the wrong thing and being considered a pervert as the cameras were turned off for an unscheduled commercial", a police officer told us later.
However, after stopping to moon Louisville coach Rick Pitino and sliding on the Ky-Jelly, into his lap, an assistant coach caught him.
After being led out in handcuffs and a big towel, he was still waving at the crowd who finally gave him or the police a standing ovation.
"Best basketball game I ever seen", joked one old lady. "Hope the young feller didn't damage his 'person' but seeing Pitino with more jelly in his lap than on his head was hilarious."
"I plan to go down to the jail and offer to bail him out if he's still naked", laughed another.