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Monday, 6 January 2014

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The 49ers gave the game ball to the man in charge of the sideline heaters.

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The temperature at Lambeau Field was minus 15 with the wind chill factor.

But Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said that it felt more like minus 40, as she spent much of the game face down on the frozen Lambeau Field turf.

Rodgers' offensive line was not stopping any of the 49ers and at one point the Packer's quarterback said that he would pay anyone who stopped a charging defensive player $200.

Aaron commented after the game that at times he felt as if he was a friggin gopher.

Even several Packers cheerleaders wondered why it was that Aaron was spending so much time kissing the ground.

The pass rush on Rodgers got so bad that on several plays even Packers Coach Mike McCarthy turned away. He later said that he could not bear to see Aaron getting clobbered the way he was.

The San Francisco 49ers ended up winning the game on a field goal by kicker Phil Dawson.

Dawson said after the game that kicking the football was like kicking a brick wall.

He also noted that it was so damn cold that one of his tonsils actually froze.

In Related News. Former Packers quarterback Brett Favre told Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he won $800 on the game.

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