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Monday, 30 December 2013

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Play had to be stopped in the third quarter when a hamster ran onto the field.

NEW ORLEANS - The weather inside The Mercedes-Benz Superdome was perfect and so was the outcome of the game as the hometown Saints marched their way into the NFL playoffs.

The Saints beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 42-17 and will now play the Philadelphia Eagles in the first round of the playoffs.

Saints wide receiver Nick Toon (#88) said that he was so happy that after the game he drank five cups of Gatorade to celebrate the victory.

New Orleans wide receiver Keyunta Dawson (#55) said that he is going to buy himself a brand new Mercedes-Benz in the Saints team colors.

Meanwhile on the other side, Tampa Bay wide receiver Tiquan Underwood (#11) said that his head hurt and he felt like he had just been in a wrestling match with Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd.

SIDENOTE: One of the Saints cheerleaders identified as Gina Tandycutter 27, said that she was so happy that she plans on asking her boyfriend to marry her.

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