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Sunday, 29 December 2013

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If the Cavaliers do not receive any offers for Andrew Bynum they could end up releasing him.

CLEVELAND - 7-footer Andrew Bynum, who plays center for The Cleveland Cavaliers, failed to make the team's trip to Boston.

Coach Mike Brown was furious and he texted the team owner and suggested that something be done and be done soon about the out-of-control Bynum.

Coach Brown was told that Bynum was being placed on the trading block.

An insider who did not want to reveal his name said that Bynum just flat out thinks that he can do and say whatever the heck he wants.

Bynum said that he did not make the Boston trip because he was out returning some Christmas sweaters that he said did not fit him.

The former Los Angeles Laker has turned into a first class diva who a few weeks ago said that he would rather be playing for a third world team in Pakistan than for the Cavaliers.

Last week he said that Lake Erie smells a whole lot worse than the poorest slums of Bangkok.

And just a few days ago he said that Santa Claus was black which really upset a lot of the white Cavalier fans.

SIDENOTE: Even Kelly Ripa of the talk show Live With Kelly & Michael has commented that she feels that Andrew Bynum's pro basketball playing days are numbered.

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