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Sunday, 29 December 2013

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The Miami Heat team doctor checking out LeBron's groin injury.

SACRAMENTO, California - The Miami Heat's record falls to 23-7 as they are beaten by the Kings of Sacramento 108-103.

But more importantly their super star player LeBron James injured his ankle as well as his groin when he slipped on a hot dog bun that someone had tossed on the court.

Doctors say that the combination ankle-groin injury is one of the worst ones that an NBA player can have, adding that it just about as painful as a wrist-groin injury.

Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that the Heat have become the Walking Wounded with three other players struggling with injuries.

He noted that Dwyane Wade is hampered with a knee and tongue sprain and that Ray Allen has a knee injury as well as a tongue contusion.

Heat player Chris Anderson has a back injury along with a tattoo infection.

To view photos of Chris "The Birdman" Anderson's gross-looking tattoo infection go to www.chrisandersonsyuckytattoo.net

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