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Sunday, 22 December 2013

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The Potato Bowl is one of the most popular football bowl games west of the Mississippi River.

BOISE, Idaho - The San Diego State Aztecs easily defeated the Buffalo Bulls 49-24 in The Potato Bowl.

SDS Coach Rocky Long told the sports media that during the halftime he told his team to win one for the Gipper.

Wide receiver Christian Cumberlander asked the coach who the heck the Gipper was.

Coach Long shrugged his shoulders and remarked, "Hell if I know, I heard it said on a late night movie channel once."

The San Diego State coach was asked if he had provided his team with an incentive. He smiled and said that he had promised them that if they won he would take them all down to Tijuana, Mexico, to the notorious nightclub El Yankee Stadium.

Meanwhile Buffalo Coach Jeff Quinn said that six of his starters had allergy problems, three had headaches, and one said that he was hallucinating that he was Britney Spears riding on a New Year's Day Rose Bowl Parade float.

SIDENOTE: Several of the San Diego State cheerleaders noticed that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were sitting up in the stands cheering for the Aztecs.

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