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Thursday, 19 December 2013

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Rosie said that a portion of the profits from the wrestling match would be given to worthy children's organizations.

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell said that the heartless comments made by Megyn Kelly have really upset her children.

O'Donnell said that most of the neighborhood children have also been upset and even traumatized at the callously insensitive remarks made by Kelly Belly, as Michelle Obama has nicknamed her.

Rosie spoke with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors and she told Miss Rangoon that she could understand a bigoted statement like the one Kelly made coming from Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter or even Rush "Lard Bucket" Limbaugh.

But she had hoped that Miss Yellowlocks would have been a little more classier than that but then a lot of it has to do with the type of company she runs with [i.e. Limbaugh, O'Reilly, and Hannity.]

O'Donnell said that she came up with the idea of getting into the squared circle with Kelly in a pay-per-view wrestling match.

She explained that a portion of the profits would be given to needy Democratic children and to needy Republican children.

O'Donnell thought for a moment and then added "Ah, lets just make that to needy Democratic children."

SIDENOTE: If all goes well the match should take place in early January at Madison Square Garden.

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