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Monday, 16 December 2013

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Right before the end of the 2nd quarter, Tom Brady's wife Gisele handed him a bag of popcorn as he sat on the bench.

MIAMI - Sun Life Stadium was rocking and rolling as the home town Miami Dolphins defeated Tom Brady and The New England Patriots by a score of 24-20 in beautiful weather.

The Pats were handed their 4th defeat of the season and are now 10-4, while the Porpoises, as Vice-President Joe Biden affectionately refers to them, are 8-6.

Miami linebacker Jelani Jenkins (#53) said after the game that Tom Brady was so mad after he threw the late game interception that he tried to bite one of the Dolphins players.

Luckily one of the refs saw Brady and slapped him on the helmet before he could make contact with his teeth.

New England's tight end Michael Hoomanawanui (#47), who stands 6-foot-6-inches tall, appeared to be weeping as he left the field. He later said that it was merely allergies.

And Pats linebacker Jerod "Mustard" Mayo (#51) told a Miami sports reporter that his team is just not used to playing in fabulous 69 degree weather.

SIDENOTE: Tom Brady's wife, feminine hygiene products model, Gisele Bundchen blamed the loss on the fact that the Miami Dolphins' cheerleaders were cheering way too loud and it made some of the Patriots players nervous.

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