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Saturday, 7 December 2013

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2014 World Cup: Get the kettle on for a brew, it's Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D,

Costa do Sauipe, BRAZIL: FIFA 2014 WORLD CUP DRAW: Sir Geoff Hurst drew England into Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!! and officially Greg Dyke, Chairman of the FA, responded by drawing a finger across his throat, to signify Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!!

Sir Geoff Hurst after drawing England into Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!!, later tweeted: "I hope they let me back in the country!"

Roy Hodgson later tweeted: "It will be the first time I will be managing England at 2am in the morning!! First game Italy in Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!!"

Private Frazer from Dad's Army tweeted: "It will be death, I tell you it will be death and death, that Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!!"

Captain Mainwaring later tweeted in reply a reprimand to Private Frazer: "Ignore Private Frazer's earlier tweet about Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!! Private Frazer has been ordered to report to the Cemetary for the firing squad!!"

The final word goes to Alan Partridge who tweeted;

"Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!! Twat!!!! That was liquid football...!!!"

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