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Monday, 2 December 2013

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Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette says that Tom Brady better just stick to quarterbacking.

HOUSTON - The New England Patriots came from behind to beat the Houston Texans 34-31.

And although it goes down as a "W" for the Pats, quarterback Tom Brady showed that he better stick to football and leave the point spread to the experts in Las Vegas.

Earlier in the week Brady and his wife shoe model Gisele Bundchen had met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette for dinner at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Boston.

Tom told La Bamba that he was going to predict that his team would defeat the Texans by 32 points.

La Bamba was amazed at the bold prediction.

Then Gisele put down her lobster leg and said that her hubby would beat Houston by 36 points.

SIDENOTE: After the game Zorro La Bamba called up Tom Brady and reminded him of his 32 point prediction. Brady said that he honestly did not remember saying anything about winning by 32 points but he did recall his wife saying she predicted that New England would win by 36.

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