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Tuesday, 26 November 2013

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This was the look that many Denver Broncos fans had after the game with New England.

DENVER - The Denver Broncos led the New England Patriots 24-0 at the halftime, but unfortunately they had to play the second half and they ended up losing 34-31.

Denver Coach John Fox said after the game that his Broncos ran into the worst blizzard in history.

At one point Coach Fox said he started looking around for Ashton Kutcher because he truly felt that he was being punked.

Denver quarterback Peyton Manning said that he had one of the worst feelings he has ever had on the gridiron.

Manning said that it kinda felt like he had asked the prettiest high school cheerleader to the prom and she turned him down saying she was going to go with 5-foot-1-inch, 325 pound Harry P. Frackenflicker.

Many of the Denver Broncos fans are still in shock. Long time fan Wilbert Strawmiller said that the last time he was that disappointed was on his wedding night.

He quickly added that it was nothing to do with his wife Lulu of 31 years. Wilbert confessed that he had a real bad stomach ache and he spent most of the wedding night at the foot of the porcelain goddess.

Another fan Orion Miffsinger remarked that he was so mad that he unthinkingly hit his wife on her right kneecap.

He noted that he had forgotten that she was a black belt in karate and he ended up getting his butt kicked from the living room, out to the porch, and onto the street in front of a lot of neighbors who he said were pointing and shaking their heads.

In Other News. Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was to have appeared on The View, but Barbara Walters cancelled his appearance saying that the crack-smoking, alcohol-guzzling mayor would probably just end up hurting the ratings.

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