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Wednesday, 20 November 2013

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Seahawks Center Max Unger says he eats 4 triple scoop ice cream cones daily.

SEATTLE - There is much joy in the nation's Northwest as the Seahawks from Seattle have improved their record to 10-1 after soundly defeating the Minnesota Vikings 41-20.

CenturyLink Field was the scene of much jubilation and high fiving as the Seahawks fans were overjoyed with emotion.

Wide receiver Ricardo Lockette (#83) was so excited he did not realize that he had walked out of the locker room with no pants on.

He was quickly informed of his pantless situation by a stadium security guard who tossed him a blue bandana.

Max Unger (#60) the team's center told the team that he would treat everyone to triple scoop ice cream cones at The Frozen Pond Ice Cream Shop.

Coach Pete Carroll spoke with Sporting Chance Magazine and said that he would like to especially thank the Seattle cheerleaders who really put a little more oomph into their cheering.

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