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Monday, 18 November 2013

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Ndamukong Suh has said that his dirty antics on the field are due to unstable hormones.

DETROIT - Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, who is considered to be the dirtiest player in the NFL, has just made an astounding announcement.

Suh, who wears jersey number 90, spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine at a local Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken Shack.

He told Confetti that he has always idolized Chad Johnson who changed his name to Chad Ochocinco.

Ndamukong said that after lots of consideration he has decided to change his name from Ndamukong Suh to Kong 90.

He giggled as he said that he hopes to fly under the radar because he is sick and tired of getting phone calls from NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell telling him that he will be issuing him with another fine.

Suh also noted that he hates hearing the opposing players and fans make little snide remarks like "Damn you Ndamukong" and "I hate you damn Ndamukong Sushi."

SIDENOTE: Suh told Confetti that fans can purchase his new Kong 90 football jersey at Walmart, Target, Macy's, and some Burger Bandit Restaurants.

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