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Monday, 11 November 2013

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A photo taken of a Jaguars fan last week when the team was 0-8.

NASHVILLE - Many devoted Jacksonville Jaguars fans were beginning to wonder if their beloved team was going to end the season at 0-16.

Well the answer to that question is no. The Jaguars after losing 8 straight games are now 1-8 after they defeated the Tennessee Titans 29-27.

Jaguars Coach Gus Bradley was so thrilled with his team's first victory that he gave each player two cases of Gatorade to take home to the kids.

Bradley told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that the night before he had dreamed that his team had beaten the Titans by a score of 29-28.

Coach Bradley said that he kind of feels a little bit like Nostradamus except in the sports world.

SIDENOTE: Several of the Titans players blamed their loss on the fact that the night before most of them had stayed out late as they attended a concert by the all-girl country band, The Hoosegow Honey's.

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