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Friday, 8 November 2013

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Lindsey Vonn has said that either Tiger starts using the "M" word or she may just vamoose out of his life.

CHICAGO - Olympic Alpine skier Lindsey Vonn was in the Windy City visiting one of her high school teachers when she was approached by a sports reporter.

Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily asked the good-looking blonde about her relationship with golfing legend Tiger Woods.

Lindsey, who does not hold back, replied that at the moment she is not a happy camper and she does not care who knows it.

She went on to say that she is growing tired of Tiger ignoring her eveytime that she mentions the M word.

Vonn has made it very clear to Elin Nordegren's ex-husband that she is not just going to hang around and be one of his white, blonde bimbos like all of the other white, blonde bimbos.

Lindsey, who is 29, has said that her biological clock is ticking and she would like to have kids before she hits the big 4-0.

She noted that Tiggy, as she calls Woods, is 37, and he has two children.

SIDENOTE: Vonn recently told Jenny McCarthy of The View that if Tiger does not mention the word marriage by Christmas, she may just walk on out of Tiggy's life and let him go back to his world of dating white, blonde bimbo women who think that South Dakota is the one on the top.

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