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Thursday, 7 November 2013

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Three Miami Dolphin cheerleaders who may be filing charges against Richie Incognito. (Photo provided by Rufus Reno).

MIAMI - Coach Joe Philbin of the Miami Dolphins has already suspended guard Richie Incognito and now the NFL has stated that they will not tolerate any kind of bullying by one player towards another under any circumstances (period).

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has been shown a video that allegedly shows Incognito standing in front of teammate Jonathan Martin in the Dolphins locker room.

Incognito, who has some of the ugliest looking tattoos in all of sports, is heard telling Martin, who is black, that he has a white boy's haircut.

Richie The Bully, as Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, has tagged him, is later heard saying that Jon actually perfers eating a Porterhouse Steak to a plate of chicken wings.

Commissioner Goodell will now decide what kind of disciplinary action he will take against the Bully who wears number 68.

Meanwhile three Miami Dolphin cheerleaders have stepped forward and revealed that they think that Incognito may be the player who pinched them on their bottoms when the team was coming out of the stadium's end zone tunnel prior to the start of their last home game.

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