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Monday, 4 November 2013

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Coach Rex Ryan of the Jets says that before each game he eats one cup of candy corn which fires him up.

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Although they are known as the New York Jets, they actually play in New Jersey. And as Winthrop F. Fickenschultz, noted mathematical genius once said, "Go figure."

The Jets are certainly flying high as last week they knocked off Tom Brady and the New England Patriots and now they have beaten Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints who were favored to win.

Jets Coach Rex Ryan noted that he has to give some credit to the Jets cheerleaders who really yelled off their cute, little, svelte butts.

One of the girls, identified as Lollie Kinderfeist, 21, said that all of the cheerleaders had gotten together Friday night at a nightclub in Manhattan and said that they were really going to yell louder than they ever had.

The game was billed as the Ryan Bowl because brother Rex Ryan is the head coach of the Jets and his brother Rob Ryan is the defensive coach of the Saints.

Their father Buddy was asked by Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine who he was pulling for and he said that he was rooting for the Chiefs to beat the Bills.

Brisket shook his head and asked that he meant between the Jets and the Saints.

Buddy said that he was going to root for both teams and that way he knew that one of his teams would win.

Agnes Maltowitz, who is rumored to be Buddy's lady friend, rolled her eyes and whispered, "Hurry up Super Bowl."

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