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Monday, 4 November 2013

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The president was very pleased with the outcome of the Chiefs-Bills game. (Photo provided by Michelle Obama).

ORCHARD PARK, New York - The Kansas City Chiefs continue to amaze the football world as they came from behind to defeat the Buffalo Bills 23-13 at Ralph Wilson Stadium.

And no one was happier than President Barack Obama who said that he won $4,000 on the game.

The president even convinced Vice-President Joe Biden to place a bet and he ended up winning $45.

Needless to say the vice-president is not a betting man, although he did admit that he loves to play the horses and occasionally bets on high school basketball games.

The Bills record now falls to 3-6 and some of the Buffalo fans are starting to refer to them as the overdue Bills.

Meanwhile Chief's Coach Andy Reid was thrilled with the outcome and he personally gave each player a $70 gift certificate to The Pompous Pizza Parlor back in Kansas City.

SIDENOTE: President Obama told Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he is going to donate $800 out of his winnings towards reducing the nation's deficit and he encourages other winning bettors to do the same.

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