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Saturday, 2 November 2013

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A photo of Barkley standing on a ladder. (Photo by Shaquille O'Neal).

ATLANTA - If there is one thing that TNT NBA studio analyst Charles Barkely can be counted on it's that he'll stick his big ugly shoe in his big ugly mouth.

The NBA 2013-2014 season has just barely started and already The Fat Bro is up to his same old mumbling self again.

Barkley stated that he did not like Carmelo Anthony's colorful headbands and said that they belong on someone like Beyonce or Alicia Keys.

When Sir Charles' comment got back to Anthony he replied that one, Barkley is just jealous because he does not have any hair. Two, he is mad because he looks like the African-American version of the Pillsbury Doughboy, and three, he is so fat he could easily be the main course at a cannibal convention dinner.

Kenny "The Jet" Smith, Barkley's co-analyst was asked what he thought about Barkley's remark.

Smith grinned and said that one has to understand that Chuck's ignorant attitude stems from the fact that he was raised by a band of wayward zombies who named him Carlotte and dressed him as a girl until he was 11.

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