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Thursday, 24 October 2013

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Fergie is unhappy with his bin collection

Not content with writing a tell all book revealing all the secrets from Old Trafford, Sir Alcy 'Guinness' Ferguson has agreed a deal to write YET ANOTHER BOOK.

After trashing David Beckham, Roy Keane, Rafa Benitez, Steven Gerrard, Wane Rooney and Mark Bosnich in his book 'My Autobiography' he is now penning a new book detailing his life outside of football.

The new book will be called 'GRUMPY OLD SCOT' and will drop bombshells such as:

* Fergie hates retirement and wants his old job back at United

* Fergie hates mobile phones and mobile phone ringtones

* Fergie hates crown green bowling

* Fergie hates teenages who drive through city centres too fast

* Fergie hates the bin collections from his local council

It is believed the book is also being adapted into a tv programme for BBC2.

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