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Saturday, 12 October 2013

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Maria Sharapova alias 'The Grunter' says she wants to help the very troubled Miley Cyrus.

NEW YORK CITY - One of the greatest tennis players in the world Maria Sharapova recently remarked about the girl who has no shame Miley Cyrus.

Sharapova told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that she really feels sorry for the 20-year-old because she is desperately reaching out for attention.

The 6-foot-2-inch tennis great said that young Cyrus is suffering from an inferiority complex that she inherited from her mom Tish and her dad Billy Ray.

She stressed that Miley has become addicted to the entertainment industry spotlight.

"Miley is simply seeking out acceptance and the only way she knows how to do that is to put herself and her intimate parts on public display, much like Madonna used to do when she was young, nubile, and attractive."

Maria said that she heard that country music artist Dolly Parton has offered to adopt Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan and she is now letting it be known that she would like to adopt Miley.

The tennis pro said that she will teach Miley how to be a winner at tennis and she won't have to go around exhibiting her body all over television, the Internet, and in person.

In Other News. Guatemala has decided that if will not be invading China after all. No reason was given.

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