"Why is the World Wrestling Federation getting involved in all this outside bull?" asks Derr Daherr, a devout Hulkamaniac, and long time pro wrestling fan.
Mr. Daherr recently saw a headline, WWF seeks to stop Congo sanctuary exploration. In response to the headline he wrote to the editor of his local newspaper dileneating his indignation.
"I just think that the organization should stick to what they do best," stated Mr. Daherr, "All this silly stuff about saving the gorillas, well, I don't see the point, less maybe they gonna train them to rassle too."
When reporters revealed to the avid wrestling fan that "WWF" denotes "World Wildlife Fund," Daherr's response was, "Well, now, I don't know about all that. I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure it stands for 'World Wrestling Federation'. I haven't followed the newer stuff though. Mostly just catching up on all my VHS rassling tapes."
When shown the internet and proof that the "World Wrestling Federation" is now defunct and that the organization has taken on the moniker "WWE" or "World Wrestling Entertainment", Daherr sat forlorn, silent, in denial longing for the glory of yesteryear.