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Saturday, 5 October 2013

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Mariano will be trading in his baseball cleats for dancing shoes.

NEW YORK - One of the greatest Major League Baseball closers of all time Mariano Rivera was recently asked what he has in mind after he retires from his beloved baseball.

The Yankees star smiled and said that he has agreed to be a contestant on next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars.

Rivera told the shows producers that he would join the show on one condition. He told them that he wanted to be paired with the extremely sexy Peta Murgatroyd.

The DWTS producers said that they could certainly make that happen and so next season the greatest closer of all time will try to win the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy and put the icing on the retirement cake.

SIDENOTE: Rivera told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he may have a slight edge as he is already a great samba, rumba, and mambo dancer.

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