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Saturday, 5 October 2013

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Kobe says he wants to put his ball hogging days behind him.

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of LakerLand say that Kobe Bryant the star and player-coach of the Lakers is headed to Germany.

Sporting Chance Magazine reports that Bryant will be having a medical procedure done at one of Germany's leading hospitals.

The procedure was pioneered in Berlin and will entail giving Bryant some platelet rich plasma therapy which will help to greatly diminish his inherent desire to be a ball hog.

Kobe said that he decided to have the procedure done in order to ease up the pressure on him to always be the one to get the team fired up.

Bryant tore his Achilles tendon back in April after slipping on a jock strap in the Lakers locker room.

SIDENOTE: The Lakers organization has informed the sports media that the doctor who will perform the procedure is the world famous Dr. Franz Von Dribbenfaust.

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