Written by Abel Rodriguez
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Thursday, 3 October 2013

image for San Francisco 49ers Safety Changes His Name
Donte is so tough its alleged he once got so mad during a game that he ate the football.

SAN FRANCISCO - Donte Whitner, who is a safety with the 49ers has just paid $27.85 to legally change his last name.

Whitner who is noted for his hard-hitting girdiron play told Sporting Chance Magazine that he decided to change his name after the NFL levied a $21,000 fine on him.

Donte reportedly hit St.Louis Rams wide receiver Chris Givens so hard that his helmet, his cleats, and his mouthguard all flew onto the playing field.

A referee even stated that Given's athletic cup got dislodged and ended up above his belly button.

Whitner said that he has decided to drop the W from his surname and henceforth he will be known as Donte Hitner.

His mama was none to happy and she reportedly threatened him with a rolling pin, a pie pan, and a can of imported pepper spray.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 2?

5 12 13 10

Go to top