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Thursday, 3 October 2013

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Donte is so tough its alleged he once got so mad during a game that he ate the football.

SAN FRANCISCO - Donte Whitner, who is a safety with the 49ers has just paid $27.85 to legally change his last name.

Whitner who is noted for his hard-hitting girdiron play told Sporting Chance Magazine that he decided to change his name after the NFL levied a $21,000 fine on him.

Donte reportedly hit St.Louis Rams wide receiver Chris Givens so hard that his helmet, his cleats, and his mouthguard all flew onto the playing field.

A referee even stated that Given's athletic cup got dislodged and ended up above his belly button.

Whitner said that he has decided to drop the W from his surname and henceforth he will be known as Donte Hitner.

His mama was none to happy and she reportedly threatened him with a rolling pin, a pie pan, and a can of imported pepper spray.

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