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Monday, 30 September 2013

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Michelle Obama reportedly bet on her hometown Chicago Bears and ended up losing $15.

DETROIT - Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti said that the Chicago Bears had more turnovers than a Bronx bakery (5).

And that little stat helped the Lions defeat the boys from the Windy City by a score of 40-32.

The Lions coaches were all smiles as they watched their team win and improve their record to 3-1.

Even the Lions cheerleaders were showing off their proud pearly whites and cheering louder than they ever had.

One longtime Detroit fan identified as Bosco Biffarelli, 62, said that he does not recall ever having heard the cheerleaders hollering and screaming so loud.

SIDENOTE: Lions running back Reggie Bush (#21) was so happy after the game that he bought hot dogs for the entire team, the coaching staff, and even the cheerleaders.

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