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Monday, 30 September 2013

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Danica shown sunbathing by the pool at her good friend Jennifer Lopez' Casa Booty in Beverly Hills.

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Sexy NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was in Albuquerque on a promotional tour for her new line of Danica Patrick Bikini Thong Panties®.

She was asked by a reporter for a local newspaper to comment on the recent remark made by Miley Cyrus.

Cyrus has offered Patrick free membership to her newly purchased nudist resort The Happy Birthday Suit Nudist Resort located near the town of Calabasas.

Miss Patrick was taken aback especially since she pointed out that she has never before met the former Hannah Montana star turned erotic empress.

Danica said that she would love to join the nudist resort except for the fact that she doesn't much care to have her svelte, sexy body ogled by complete strangers.

SIDENOTE: Danica did say that she will most probably take the non-obligation tour since she has never been to a nudist resort before and she wants to see for herself first hand what all the excitement is about.

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