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Saturday, 21 September 2013

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LAPD officers said that Mrs. Ellison is the hottest pregnant woman they have ever seen.

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the LAPD has said that a woman exercising is a wonderful thing, but a woman who is 8-months pregnant and lifting weights is not only not wonderful it is downright dangerous.

LAPD Spokesman Hilario Fandango, 34, said that he personally knows of a case of a woman in Tarzana who was lifting weights at 8-months into her pregnancy and she went into labor at the gymnasium.

She later tried to sue the gymnasium for not warning her that lifting weights could have caused her to start having contractions and going into labor in front of a bunch of gawking strangers.

The judge not only threw out her $1.7 million lawsuit, but he made her pay the owner of the gymnasium $6,000 for having the unmitigated audacity to waste his time as well as the court's time.

In the Los Angeles case, the woman has been identified as Lea-Ann Ellison a 35-year-old blonde. She reportedly said that she just wants to stay in shape because she is afraid that her husband may not find her physically attractive with her gigantic stomach.

Fandango said that he saw Ellison's mug shot and she is a stunningly attractive looking babe who actually has a very pretty belly.

SIDENOTE: Mrs. Ellison was released on her own personal recognizance and told that if she goes anywhere near a gym or a set of weights before the baby is born she will be arrested and her baby will be born in prison.

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