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Friday, 20 September 2013

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Ndamukong Suh has said that his NFL fines are starting to add up.

DETROIT - After getting hit with a $100,000 fine, Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh says that he is going to have to tone down his violent nature on the playing field.

Suh considered by many to be the NFL dirtiest player, has a reputation for scratching, stomping, and even biting players.

He was assessed the $100,000 fine for spitting Tabasco-flavored bubblegum in the face of John Sullivan, the center for the Minnesota Vikings.

Suh has even been warned about pushing the opposing teams cheerleaders.

He said that it was an accident but video clearly showed him kicking a Vikings cheerleader when she was on the ground doing the splits about 15 yards from the playing field.

Suh said that the fact that some of the players have threatened to hire an attorney and sue him did not really have much to do with his decision to call up the NFL commissioner and advise him that he wants to start playing nice.

SIDENOTE: Ndamukong Suh's official football trading card has been banned in 13 states.

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