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Friday, 20 September 2013

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It's been years since the fans of the Kansas City Chiefs have been as happy as they are now.

KANSAS CITY - The Kansas City Chiefs are 3-0 after defeating the Philadelphia Eagles 26-16 in Philadelphia.

They have already surpassed the total number of games that they won during the entire 2012 season.

The fans of the Chiefs are whooping it up as their team has really gotten a shot in the arm with the hiring of new head coach Andy "The Volcano" Reid.

The Kansas City Chiefs fans are so dedicated to their team that many wear their team jerseys to work. One fan, a Dr. Eugene L. Yandell, 45, a gynecologist said that he has never received so many high fives, fist bumps, and even a few chest bumps from his patients.

Another fan, Amanda "Mandy" Chimney, 27, who works as a stripper at a local K.C. strip club said that during her performance she wears a Chiefs helmet and her tips have tripled since she began wearing it during her dance routine.

In Other News. Bill O'Reilly has said that the rumor about him and fellow GOPer Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter caught playing tonsil hockey at a nightclub in Manhattan is totally false.

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