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Monday, 16 September 2013

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LeBron and Savannah's wedding cake was shaped like a gigantic basketball.

SAN DIEGO - LeBron James of the NBA world champion Miami Heat has just added another ring to go with his other two championship rings.

The 28-year-old four time NBA most valuable player married his high school sweetheart, Savannah Brinson, 27, the mother of his two boys.

An unnamed source who was invited to the wedding said that 202 people attended the wedding ceremony which was held at El Grand Del Mar Hotel.

Heat teammates Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh participated in the wedding party. Wade was the ring bearer and Bosh was the flower girl, or flower boy, actually.

Team coach Erik Spoelstra handed out the packets of rice and Miami Heat owner Micky Arison helped serve the Lobster Newburg that was flown in from Maine.

The wedding cake which was baked by Cakes 'R' Us of Beverly Hills was shaped like a gigantic NBA basketball.

LeBron was asked by one of the guests if getting married is going to have any effect on his basketball game.

He smiled and said, "Hell yea! Having me a fine-looking sexy wife is going to make me play a hell of a lot better."

SIDENOTE: Music for the wedding reception was provided by Savannah and LeBron's favorite hip hop band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.

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