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Monday, 9 September 2013

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The Manning brothers, Peyton and Manning have been ambidexterous ever since they were in grade school.

NEW YORK CITY - Peyton Manning led his Denver Broncos to a 49-27 victory over the Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens in the first game of the 2013 NFL season.

Peyton threw an unbelievable 7 touchdown passes as he completed 27 passes out of 47.

He did not want to brag but he did mention that of the 7 touchdown passes that he had thrown he actually threw 3 of them with his left hand.

His younger brother Eli Manning threw 4 touchdown passes and he also went 27 for 47.

Eli, who is also ambidextrous as well as psychic threw half of his touchdown passes with his left hand.

The younger Manning was not very happy though as his team lost to the Tony Romo-led Dallas Cowboys 36-31.

When Peyton was asked what in the world he and his brother could do to top their performances he said that he is thinking about maybe playing one set of downs blindfolded.

SIDENOTE: The brothers will meet each other when the Denver Broncos play the New York Giants in what Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has referred to as the Manning Bowl.

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