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Tuesday, 3 September 2013

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Rooney will love the new Belgian Beast, he's not made of chocolate!!!!

Belgian serial-lover, man-eater and fuzzy haired bully joins Man Utd in the best buy since Mon Dieu (Messr Cantona) joined them. Ferguson missed out on Zlatan because he was too big for United and Ferguson could not stand players being bigger than the club or himself.

Now we have Fellaini, brilliant buy, and he will shake the foundations at the club because he's a mean man on a mission and will soon become Mr.Man United, believe me!!!

Moyes has shown "balls" but been stupid in buying this "Beast" whilst paying over the top, but Moyes will learn from the experience and Fellaini will prove that eventually Moyes will be OK, he just needs time that's all.

Man United will conquer everything now, he's kept Rooney and Kagawa will soon come of age, great buy, great strength of mind and Man United fans should be happy because Ozil, brilliant as he is is no fíng Belgian BULLY; the man with the mop on his head is!!!!

Older United fans, do you remember a certain Roy Keane or Bryan Robson? I do and I know what United need. Been a fan since 1958, so I have the right to know!!!

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