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Tuesday, 3 September 2013

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Mrs. Obama says she has been a fan of the Chicago Bears ever since she was 9.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The First Lady was asked how she thinks her hometown Chicago Bears are going to do in the NFL this year.

She smiled and said that she has a real good feeling about the team. She pointed out that she had met with several players and coaches a few days ago at the White House.

Mrs. Obama told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that the players and coaches all let her know that they follow her dietary regimen and they stay away from stuff that does not help their bodies like beer, bourbon, and whiskey.

She confessed to Reno that she has made a bet with Speaker of The House John Boehner that the Chicago Bears will play in this year's Super Bowl.

She was asked how much the bet was for. At first she refused to say but after Reno complimented her on her gorgeous hairdo and dress that made her look very slim she revealed that the bet was for $90.

Mrs. Obama giggled as she said that the bet is nothing compared to the huge sports bets that her husband (the president) makes, but then again he has a job whereas she's a housewife.

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