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Sunday, 25 August 2013

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Kim Jong Un wants to purchase the Houston Rockets because of their nickname which is near and dear to his heart.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The latest news coming out of North Korea is that its leader Kim Jong Un has just expressed a desire to purchase the NBA Houston Rockets.

A spokesperson for the Korean leader stated that Kim Jong Un has fallen in love with the American sport of basketball ever since former NBA star Dennis Rodman visited Pyongyang and played a game of one-on-one with the funky-haired leader.

Kim Jong Un, who is known as the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, certainly has the money to purchase the Houston Rockets.

When asked why he chose that team over all of the other NBA teams he smiled and said that he likes their name, Rockets.

He pointed out that the name is near and dear to his heart because it is real close to the love of his life Missiles.

SIDENOTE: A spokesperson for the Houston Rockets was asked about Kim Jong Un's desire to purchase the team. He simply smiled, took a sip of his Lone Star Beer, and asked, "And just who da hell is this Kimmy Jong Un anyways partner?"

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