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Sunday, 11 August 2013

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Seeing RED, the boxing will be great!!

Liverpool, This is ANFIELD: The gift that keeps on giving!

In the 'want to leave RED corner', we have Luis Suarez who says he wants out of Liverpool, going on about how he was promised he could leave and how that promise is being broken.

In the RED corner, we have Brendan Rodgers who has banished Luis Suarez to train on his own and ask him to apologise in order to be allowed to train with everybody else.

In the 'want to leave RED corner', we have the asking of Luis Suarez to apologise again a sign of naive and cringeworthy management, to apologise for what exactly? Brendan an inexperienced manager is claiming he wants Luis Suarez to stay, but then forces him away with actions like this. The club is on its knees.

In the Red corner, we have Brendan Rodgers speaking in parables. How does a player apologise to Brendan Rodgers, so that he can be allowed to train with the first team he does not want to play for?

In the 'want to leave RED corner', we have Liverpools owner give public statements about Luis Suarez's character, as they dont want him to play in their team However, Liverpool still they refuse to sell Luis Suarez! This soap becomes more juicy!

In the Red corner, we have Liverpool standing in line, prepared to wait a long time for an apology! Strange standards at Liverpool!

In the 'want to leave RED corner', we have Liverpool owners not prepared to put any money in and clueless about football. A Manager who has never experienced the feeling of winning trophies and a squad that can't defend set pieces, can't get players to finish chances and lacks the drive and determination to win. No threat off set pieces and no plan b. all in all, a club that absolutely will not win any trophies.

In the Red corner, we have Liverpool, the gift that keeps on giving!

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