Worried about their client's future marketability, Alex Rodridguez's agent and public relations firm are telling the baseball star to pretend he's gay and come out to the sports world. Future endorsement deals with gay cruise lines, Antique World Magazine, and The Real Housewives series have been considered as possibilities.
The New York Yankees star is currently among the most reviled figures in sports, having been accused of taking performance enhancing drugs.
He is facing an extended suspension from the game, if found guilty.
Yankees fans have called him "Mr. May", "A-Roid", and "A-fraud" over the years. Rodriguez's huge contract with the Yankees also has made him unpopular throughout the league.
Sports commentators seem to agree that "Gay-Rod" has a nice sound to it and would be extremely marketable.