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Monday, 29 July 2013

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LeBron may take off his Nike basketball shoes and get into a pair of dancing shoes.

MIAMI - LeBron James already has the trophy for being the NFL's Most Valuable Player, plus the NFL Championship trophy, plus the NFL trophy for being the MVP of the NFL Championship games.

So what else could the Miami Heat star hope to attain? Well according to Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine King James, as Dwyane Wade calls him, has just announced that he has been personally asked by Dancing With The Stars pro dancer Peta Murgatroyd to appear on the next edition of the dance show and try and capture the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy.

Peta, who is a stunningly gorgeous dancer from Australia, told James that the producers of the show have even said that he can have his choice of professional dancer.

Murgatroyd quipped to LeBron that she hopes he picks her but she knows that he has mentioned in the past that he thinks Karina Smirnoff is very sexy.

LeBron knows that sports figures have done very well in the past on the dance show.

In fact three NFL players have won the Mirror Ball Trophy including Dallas Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith (2006), Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward (2011), and Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver ((2012).

Rufus Reno stated that last year Brett Favre called up the DWTS producers and said that he would like to appear on the show.

The producers told him they would get back with him. And after a bit of extensive research they rejected him due to the fact that they were afraid one or more of the female dancers could possibly file a sexual harassment lawsuit due to Mr. Favre's Casanova reputation.

A very close friend of LeBron's told Mr. Reno that knowing how competitive James is and how much he likes the ladies he may very well agree to appear on the show.

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