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Sunday, 14 July 2013

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Rajon says that with Coach Rivers and lots of the star players now gone he owns the title of Mr. Leprechaun.

BOSTON - Rajon Rondo said that he will never, ever play for the Miami Heat no matter how much money they offer or how much LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and Ray Allen beg him.

Rondo said that one of the reasons is because it would mean that he would have to get his six Boston Celtics tattoos lasered off his body.

Rajon told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Revue that another reason is because he has the Celtics logos dyed into the carpets of everyone of his nine bedrooms.

He also pointed out that he is just one of those types of brutha's who cannot stand the heat (no pun intended).

Rondo said that he cannot imagine walking around Miami with the temperature hovering around 107.

He said his mama didn't raise no fool even though a lot of NBA fans beg to differ with him.

SIDENOTE: Rajon Rondo added that now that Coach Rivers, Kevin Garnett, and Paul Pierce have all left Beantown he will be known as the Celtics Mr. Leprechaun and get all of the adulation of the green fans.

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