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Monday, 15 July 2013

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Stacy says she has almost become addicted to the famous Cabo San Lucas Quesadillas. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Stacy Keibler was at the General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport in Cabo San Lucas when she was approached by a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News.

Polo Del Matador asked Keibler, who recently ended her two year relationship with the much older George Clooney, how she was getting along.

She smiled and said she had a great time in sunny Mexico, sunbathing, sightseeing, shopping for underwear, and putting away the Papaya Margaritas.

He asked what her plans were now that she is no longer in a relationship with Clooney.

Stacy smiled and said that she is seriously considering getting back into the wrestling ring.

"No?" Del Matador asked.

"Si" came the reply from the woman with the amazingly stunning 42-inch legs.

Keibler told him that her and George had argued about that matter throughout their entire two years together.

He told her that he did not want his girlfriend dressing up in sexy skimpy wrestling outfits and showing her luscious body parts to all kinds of lewd, lascivious, lecherous males.

Del Matador asked if American male wrestling fans are that salaciously lustful. She giggled and said that George was talking about the wrestling promoters, announcers, and referees.

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