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Wednesday, 10 July 2013

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Rooney makes a run for it after hearing about Murray's plans to wed

British number 1 tennis player Andy Murray has announced plans to marry Fred Perry's daughter Penny in a ceremony at Wimbledon's Centre Court next month.

Murray became the first Briton in 77 years to win the Mens Singles championship at Wimbledon on Sunday, and now aims to become the first person to get into Penny's knickers "whilst the iron is hot".

Perry, 54, told reporters that her dad would be "ecstatic" about Murray's Wimbledon success, but it's not clear how just he would feel about the Scot's new venture.

Details about the whirlwind romance and marriage are "sketchy" at the moment, but it's thought that guests will include HRH the Queen, Prince Philip and Wayne Rooney.

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