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Sunday, 7 July 2013

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John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale now wishes he was building brick walls!

Wimbledon, LONDON: John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale was in 'fine' form at this years Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships, posing and making insane comments.

The BBC send hundreds of staff to 'featherbed' the likes of John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale to outside events that are organised so that the ostentious BBC 'gravy train' has a purpose of 'free loading. Glastonbury, the Grand National, the Boat Race and Wimbledon, etc. are required in order threaten the British public with courst if they don't pay the BBC Licence Fee.

John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale was specially 'bred' to live the life of an over paid 'mouth piece' who spouts 'intellectual witterings', whilst enjoying access to the 'gravy train', making it seem like a continual holiday.

There are downsides though, especially when the 'great unwashed' complain at John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale's commentary...

John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale told his listeners that he poked fun at the player's looks 'in a nice way'. John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale was so, so, so nice about it...

John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale told listeners to the BBC:


"Do you think Bartoli's dad told her when she was little, 'You're never going to be a looker, you'll never be a Sharapova, so you have to be scrappy and fight'?"

Its been tough for John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale, as many years ago, DID John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale's Dad 'insanely' warn him about ever working for the BBC!!

"John, my son, just become a bricklayer. Don't you go working for the BBC, otherwise you will have to work with those 'insane', like "Hows about that then?" Jimmy Savile and the "It's a Knockout Joker" Stuart Hall..."

The tragedy is that John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale may have never 'got (the meaning of) the warning' from of his Dad!

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