Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Wednesday, 12 June 2013

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Chad will be serving 30 days in the Broward County Jail.

BROWARD COUNTY, Florida - Well it appears that Chad Johnson AKA Chad Ochocinco, keeps taking two steps forward and three steps back.

The former NFL wide receiver who played for the Cincinnati Bengals and the Miami Dolphins seems to be a magnet for bad luck.

Last year he was arrested for using his wife, reality TV star Evelyn Lozada as a punching bag.

Then after that he was arrested for allegedly stealing a Shetland pony from a Broward County 4H Exhibit.

Johnson told police officers that the little horsey just wandered into the back of his Ford 150 pick up.

The former NFL football star appeared in Judge Kathleen "No Humor" McHugh's courtroom. As Johnson was talking to his attorney he gave him a little butt slap like football players do on the gridiron.

Judge McHugh did not like that and informed Mr. Johnson that he had just sexually harassed his lawyer and she was sentencing him to 30 days in jail.

Johnson's lower chin dropped down to where someone could have easily placed a softball in his mouth.

SIDENOTE: Chad says that he is planning on changing his last name because the name Ochocinco (85) has not been good luck for him. He said he may change it to Chad Uno (1).

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