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Thursday, 6 June 2013

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LeBron has said privately that if Dwyane and Chris do not play at a high level he may go three rounds with each one.

MIAMI - It is no secret that there is no love lost between Miami Heat star LeBron James and Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant.

The two are as different as two sides of a silver dollar except of course for the fact that both are black or African-American as Metta World Peace prefers to be called.

James said that it took six games in the best of seven series against the Indiana Pacers for his two fellow stars Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh to get their act together and play the way they are capable of playing and the way they are getting paid to play.

LeBron said that he always thought it was kind of strange for Kobe Bryant to act as the Lakers court coach as well as the Lakers number one cheerleader.

James noted that before game seven in which they blew out the Indiana Pacers he had come real close to actually shoving, hitting, and even kicking Wade and Bosh due to the fact that they were being about as effective as a band aid on an alligator bite.

SIDENOTE: LeBron has told Dwyane and Chris and every other member of the Heat team that they are going to have to all participate if they hope of having any chance of defeating the well-oiled San Antonio Spurs machine.

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