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Saturday, 1 June 2013

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Danica Patrick (shown above) says that every week she receives at least 60 marriage proposals. (Photo by Paco Peso).

ATLANTA - Danica Patrick who wrecked into boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. at the Coca Cola 600 in Concord, New Hampshire is still quite upset at the incident.

Patrick speaking to Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review said that she did not appreciate Rick The Stick telling the racing media covering the race that the crash was a result of Danica's raging female hormones.

The female racer who drives car #10, told Appomattox that she has never been as mad as she was when she heard Ricky make that feminist remark.

She confessed that when she told him to take it back he said he would for a great big kiss right on his mouth.

Danica was extremely embarrassed since he made the comment in front of three nuns from Boston.

SIDENOTE: Danica appeared on The Viagra View and informed Regis Philbin that due to Ricky's nonchalant aloofness their relationship may be kaput.

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