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Wednesday, 29 May 2013

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If Lindsey does in fact dump Tiger, he will have a lot of time to practice his golf game.

INDIANAPOLIS - Tiger Woods had just finished playing 18 holes at the Indianapolis Invitational when he was asked about the Lindsey Vonn rumor.

Woods still had the putter in his hand as he was taken aback by the question.

Sports Territory Magazine reporter Tango Brisket asked him about the latest rumor out of California that his blonde girlfriend Lindsey Vonn had stated to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she was planning on dumping her golfing boyfriend within two weeks.

Tiger said that he had not heard that rumor. He paused for a second and asked Brisket why it was that she was leaving him.

Brisket informed him that the 28-year-old beautiful World Cup Alpine ski racer just finally realized that at 37, Tiger was just too old for her.

She confided that she wants to have children and travel to Pakistan but she pointed out that Tiger does not want anymore kids and he hates Pakistan.

In A Non-Related Story. The NBA has just announced that there is no truth to the rumor that the Memphis Grizzlies are going to be moving to Green Bay.

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