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Sunday, 26 May 2013

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Ashley says that she cannot even stand to hear the words race car.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic.

Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend that just hearing the name Indianapolis causes her great sadness.

The 45-year-old actress was surprised when back in January her husband of 12 years asked her for a divorce.

Ashley reminded him that she had given up her fantastic movie career to basically be his racing groupie

Alejandro Taquito, a close friend of Dario's told Sporting Chance Magazine that Franchitti, who is five years younger than Ashley, simply realized that his and her world are so much different.

Taquito commented that Dario had confided to him that his world is fast cars, Jose Cuervo Tequila, and sexy young women and Ashley's world is Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream, Wrinkles Away Lotion, and Liver Spot Removal Salve.

SIDENOTE: Ashley has asked Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine to put the word out that she is looking for two things; a movie script and a boyfriend.

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