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Thursday, 23 May 2013

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Cristiano Ronaldo made the biggest decision of his life by joining former manager Sir Alex Ferguson(who lied about his retirement)to Stoke City.The club issued a statement that Cristiano has agreed a 8.5 million year deal last night.The former Real Madrid and Manchester United winger will wear the number 16 after David Villa,who also joined the club wore number 7.Stoke City paid over 90 million EURO'S for the 28 year old winger.Cristiano is now the most expansive player after beating Andrea's Iniesta 87 million move to FC Monaco in France.

The mega-rich Stoke City,who was bought by Russian billionaire Markol Beffizko has recruited 10 new superstar players like David Villa,Thomas Vermaelen,Frank Lampard,David Luiz and others.Sir Alex lied about his retirement so that he could join the improving Stoke City.He also claimed that Manchester United were so disrespectful for putting so much pressure on him by saying that he is the reason Manchester United are not winning the Champions League.Although Stoke City is not in the Champions League,they are still strong in dept and power.

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