David Moyes, new manager of Manchester United has a difficult task ahead, especially combing Wayne Rooney's hair without a hairdryer, but to make things easy for him, Sir Alex, has given him a special treat!
David will inherit not only Sir Alex's hot chair, he has also inherited Fergies favourite watch, which always stops at 94 minutes and anything less than 4, the referee gets an ear bashing.
Sir Alex has had his special watch tied to his wrist ever since José Mourinho, whilst manager at Chelsea, nicked 4 minutes of extra time by showing the ref Portuguese time on his watch instead of UK time.
Now José has been ovelooked by someone who hasn't won a thing in his life, Sir Alex, thought it necessary to give him the watch as a first lesson in how he may eventually win something by perfect timing and not listening to the referee's whistle until the fat lady sings...
More as we get it from "The theatre of dreams" which will be soon called "The Theatre of NightMoyes with the ghost of José Mourinho winning everything at Chelsea again"